I have half a mind to report my parents to the SPCA. They jolly well know that with the stupid lampshade I can't go through the front door grill like I used to. The stupid lampshade is just too big to fit into one of the grill holes. So I can't go out to the garden as and when I want.
And you know what they had the audacity to do. Just because they wanted a video of me in my misery, they kept calling me through the grill asking me to go out. They know jolly well I can't get through.
Here is the said video. Aren't they cruel? Look at me bumbling with the lampshade.