Its not fair. My parents recently bought this monster of a TV and now everyone is crowding around the TV. Its just a TV. A piece of plastic and wires. I am alive and of flesh and blood. Play with me! Play with me! I am better than that piece of inanimate object.
I know I know, there's Toto. But he's just a silly puppy! Not a grown up like me!
Will someone please play with me?