Tuesday, May 29, 2007

I've Been Tagged

I have been tagged by Ume to tell you guys 7 of my deep dark secrets. So here goes.

1. I hate Mummy’s woo woo machine. She uses it to woo woo her hair every morning. I always scold it and Mum points the d**n thing at me for a laugh. She knows it upsets me.

2. I give the most powerful, silent but extremely deadly expulsion of air from my rear end.

3. I love to watch Toto from my parents’ bed and then do a flying leap onto him. Ha! Ha!

4. I have found a gap in the garden fence that I use to “escape” into the big wide world. Daddy’s been too lazy to fix it even though Mummy’s been going on at him about it.

5. My favourite sleeping position

6. Everyone thinks my job is to provide entertainment for my family. But actually I am ….

7. I love all the doggies on Dogs With Blogs. They are all so COOOOL!


Tofu Burger said...

Hey there mighty scruff... so you specialize in the SBD's too? (silent but deadly) Maybe we should change your name to The Mighty Wind? hehhehehe...

I'm relieved you won't be having anymore Tofu.

Your vegan delight,
Tofu Burger

Bella said...

ya hahhaa - he's the might FBI - Ferocious Biting Intern for the FBI - all pups beware - the mighty scruff could be onto you !!!

Ume said...

ohh Scruffy,
how do Toto react when u leap on him?

PreciOus said...

Woah silent killer eh? I did that once and I got laugh at for doG knows how long.


Maggie said...

Lots of you pups are confessing that you fart a lot! Not me! I'm always the perfect lady! hehehehe

Love ya lots,

Chilli the Dog said...

Hello there Scruffy!

Your FBI t-shirt is so super duper cool!! Thanks for visiting :) Come back often kay...especially to check on my new pet :) Do you like it?

Wuff Wuff

Amber said...

Hi Scruffy,you're really cute!Oh I hate that blowing thingy too. Mommy always blow my hair after my baths and I'll try to bite it! Gr..
Woa,you're FBI, cool,heheh
Take care,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Scruffy.
My mom does the same with her hair dryer, but I run away from it!
I like your t-shirt.
Have a nice day

Balboa said...

My mommy has a similar woo woo machine, we have to find out how to destory those things.

My daddy's lazy sometimes too.

I wanna see a video of you pouncing on Toto

Frenchie Kisses,

Tadpole said...

Hey Scruf! I stopped by your blog just in time to learn all these things about you! Cool!

I need an awesome shirt like that too...!

Pearly said...

ooo nice shirt... :P

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Are you sure you won't get into trouble with the government for blowing your own cover by posting the picture of you in uniform?

Bussie Kissies

Ronin_The_Pug said...

Nice T-shirt, Scruffy! Cute doggy!

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Scruffy and Toto,
Thanks for signing my guestbook. I'll add you to my links too! My dad also expels noxious fumes from his bottom. Mum says that's why I like to sleep close to him. xxx Asta la vista

Putter said...

Hi Scruffy!

I don't like woo woo machines either! I totally agree with you!!!!!! I will talk to you soon!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)