I have been tagged by Ume to tell you guys 7 of my deep dark secrets. So here goes.
1. I hate Mummy’s woo woo machine. She uses it to woo woo her hair every morning. I always scold it and Mum points the d**n thing at me for a laugh. She knows it upsets me.
2. I give the most powerful, silent but extremely deadly expulsion of air from my rear end.
3. I love to watch Toto from my parents’ bed and then do a flying leap onto him. Ha! Ha!
4. I have found a gap in the garden fence that I use to “escape” into the big wide world. Daddy’s been too lazy to fix it even though Mummy’s been going on at him about it.
5. My favourite sleeping position
6. Everyone thinks my job is to provide entertainment for my family. But actually I am ….